Wednesday, December 30, 2009

A Desperate Plea from one of Marshall's Finest

I Hope you get this on time, sorry I didn't inform you about my trip in Uk for a program, I'm presently in Shieffield and am having some difficulties here because i misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel where my money and other valuable things were kept. Somali pirates commandeered my craft and are holding me hostage. presently my passport and my things are been held down by the pirates pending when i make payment. I will like you to assist me with a loan of 2000$ to sort-out my hotel bills and to get myself back home. I will appreciate whatever you can afford to assist me with, I'll Refund the money back to you as soon as i return, let me know if you can be of any help. I don't have a phone where i can be reached.
Please let me know immediately.

Regards
Pat

8 comments:

concerned citizen said...

Zuma is devoting 110% of all alcohol sales to its "Portions For Pat Campaign"

Backup Bistro said...

Backup Bistro is reportedly matching the Zuma contribution

good things for Pat said...

Good Stuff is donating 48 1/2% of all its sales between 2am and 6 am to "Portions for Pat"

Ben Walters said...

This is the way a great community works. In spite of the weather misery index we are coming through in a time of need.

Anonymous said...

I got this email too!

Clinton Hillary said...

We have word that Pat has been freed after a complex series of negotiations. She's now on a plane bound for the Walnut International Airport. The rescue team is being debriefed and is due back in on a separate flight due in later this afternoon. - HC

Anonymous said...

This is a scam!

Anonymous said...

Forgive me if I am auspicious of the promises of this blaugh poast.